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5 years ago today, I was introduced to Tumblr. Thank you Tumblr for showing me how to procrastinate properly
"Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement.
Followed closely by “fuckload”
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on FaceBook.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE A NORMAL GIF
HOW THE FLYING FUCK IN A TIN CAN DO YOU MAKE THESE
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I suppose I should start to really think about becoming a Drill Sergeant, or commissioning and become a butter-bar. Decisions, decisions.
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
i lost it. brb, dieing.
So hot. So much hots.
Thinking bout life
is this animal crossing
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